I am starting an NGO called the Kansa Society. Its aim is to promote the slaughter of irritating kids. I will be the Chairman Emeritus and Kodhi will be the President. But Jabberwock and Nilu are welcome to join.
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1. popagandhi Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 1:18 amCan I join too? Think of a title for me!
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2. Aadisht Khanna Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 6:51 amSure. You can be Goddess General.
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3. Shruti Says:
March 17th, 2007 at 8:27 amI have a personal mission.
My research shows me that ever kid in his/her childhood is treated to an unending cloying happy smiling faces. All their little eyes ever see is the same thing, happy people making cute faces. According to me, this dumbs the child (or makes the child dumb) and he/she may grow up to be a irritating person.
Obviously only decrying does not help. I have found a perfect solution to this world wide malady – I make ahem scary faces (or anything but sweet and cute face). It is effective and I know that because child immediately stops doing whatever he/she is doing and takes notice. He/She will grow up to thank me. & when world is a better place in next 20 years, full of people who can think beyond the accepted/norm, you would know better.
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4. Mr. D Says:
March 17th, 2007 at 12:26 pmFor you.
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5. kamna Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 8:04 pmhi
i am indian
cud b far above ur age
but can i also b part of this group……………..
did i hear yes ………thanks….n my name? -
6. Aadisht Khanna Says:
March 18th, 2007 at 8:07 pmNo you can’t. Your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
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7. Pushkar Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 11:24 amWhat if kaamna is a curly haired girl? What will you do then?
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8. Aadisht Khanna Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 11:23 pmCurly hair is no excuse for bad spelling.
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9. kannan Says:
March 29th, 2007 at 3:36 pmHi
Iam from Sri lanka I like to do lot of
social services but nobody is helping
if you can please try to help me,Regards,
Kannan -
10. Aadisht Khanna Says:
March 30th, 2007 at 11:27 pmKannan, don’t worry. The Kansa Society will run it’s pilot project on you only.
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11. an irritating kid Says:
May 19th, 2007 at 6:39 pmNo fair! no fair ! No fair ! Moooommmmmmmmmmmy….. This uncle is coming to slaughter me ! Waaaaaaaaaaa
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12. Arjun Ganesan Says:
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 pmwhich kid is not irritating?!!
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13. Aadisht Says:
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:03 pmNone of them. So we will slay them all.
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