Givvup Only Are There

Nilu claims that being boring is a virtue. And then goes on to write some other nonsense which is completely unrelated.¹ But that is irrelevant – the larger point is that it took Nilu two years to come up with a justification for being boring.

Unfortunately, The Mad Momma has pretty much cornered the market on passing off one’s lack of talent or accomplishment as a virtue. And perhaps that only works if your audience is other mommybloggers. And when the puker adopts the method of the pukee, there’s no hope.

In other words – come back theothernilu. All is forgiven.

¹: See, I can be condescending without using Latin words.

written by Aadisht \\ tags: boredom, nilu, smugness, the mad momma, theothernilu, vice, virtue

The most excellent PeeGeeKay sent me the link to youtube videos of Garfunkel and Oates. Including this one about sex with ducks:

We already know that ducks are sinister fascists. They also break the law, and rape and pillage. And new evidence has emerged that they acted as Stalinist enforcers. Indeed, it was a shared loathing for these scum from the pond that brought me and the darling girlfriend together.

Garfunkel and Oates have also pointed out that pregnant women are smug:

In some cases the smugness lasts well beyond the pregnancy, and thus we have the Mad Momma.

written by Aadisht \\ tags: darling girlfriend, ducks, gay marriage, mommybloggers, pat robertson, peegeekay, pgk, pregnancy, prop8, self-righteous, sex with ducks, sinister ducks, smug, the mad momma